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A nigga ran to the bus stop and the bus is fucking late. Nigga I don’t run. 😒😒😒😒😒😒

humalien:

Hooded overcoat in linen-alpaca blend from Issey Miyake A/W 1983

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

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"I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you."

- The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via possibilityofliving)

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callerina:

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danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

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"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."

- Unknown  (via fawuhn)

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ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

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